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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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