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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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