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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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