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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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