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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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