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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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