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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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