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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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