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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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