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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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