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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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