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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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