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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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