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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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