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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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