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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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