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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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