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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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