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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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