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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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