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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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