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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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