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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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