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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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