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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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