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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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