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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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