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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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