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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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