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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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