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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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