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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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