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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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