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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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