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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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