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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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