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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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