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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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