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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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