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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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