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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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