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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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