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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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