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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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