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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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