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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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