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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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