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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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