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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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