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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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