Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.