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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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