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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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