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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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