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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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