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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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