Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.