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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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